Eliot eating a donut at his friend Ruby's birthday party

Before we went, I said to Eliot, "Ruby is having her birthday party at a doughnut shop. Doughnuts have wheat in them, and that gives you itchies. Do you want to have this wheat-free brownie that I bought at the party and no doughnut, or the doughnut and no brownie?"

And he said, "I want the brownie and no doughnut."

Mama: "Ok, sounds good!"

He ate both. A lesson for Mama. He got the wheat, and lots of sugar. On our way out he said, "Mama, my tummy hurts."